Promise me..

Whenever I kill someone in a video game

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I win at life….

Edit: Wow the notes xD

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Lol yes lol jocy that my face to u lmfao

I love taking naps.

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Omg so Dam cuti

When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice enough to put in some chips

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Lol yesss!!!! Why they do that D:

When someone…

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Calls me ugly:

Calls me sexy:

Calls me cute:

Calls me fat:

Tells me I’m wrong:

Tells me a boring story:

Tells me they love me:

Tells my parents about what I did over the weekend:

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Lol made my day so true lol

I may not be the best looking person in the world,

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But at least i’m one funny mother fucker.

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A that a good thing right…

My mom picks the most random times to bother me.

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I’ll just be chillin’ minding my own business

& she’ll come in my room like

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Lol Lmfao yes

Cute couples on tumblr

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Them:

Me:

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…. Aww so true but sad that it is lol…..

that awkward moment when you can’t find your straw

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All the time Lmfao

I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think, “Oh my God, my child is retarded.”

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Omg yess lmfao